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leepuckerman: Big Bro, you are so cray. No one give you enough credit for all the crazy you...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:55:49 -0500

leepuckerman:

Big Bro, you are so cray. No one give you enough credit for all the crazy you are.

leepuckerman: I WHISP MY AHIR BACK AND FIRTH! Oh my God I can’t breathe.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:49:37 -0500

leepuckerman:

I WHISP MY AHIR BACK AND FIRTH!

Oh my God I can’t breathe.

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:46:52 -0500

leepuckerman:

You’re starting to turn me against this cause, now. Regulated by the government is not something I was looking forward to. Just…a sad but true condition. And it’s true! Jesus-approved! I would never do drugs that were processed and unnatural and horrible for you…marijuana is, like, a plant, y’know? Totally natural. Healthy. Niiiiiice.

You’re such a hippie Lee. It’s okay though because I love you for it. Plus mom and dad should be pleased, you manage to get me to eat vegetables, which is no easy feat. Oh I know you wouldn’t, you are more of a if you can’t grow then you shouldn’t smoke it kind of guy. Okay I totally just made up the tag line and I’m pretty proud of it.

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:41:28 -0500

leepuckerman:

No, more than one cause I’m protesting for, haha! And I don’t mean to put them on the streets, I mean to get them real, legitimate businesses. I want to take the risk factor away, at least a little bit. No more jail time for selling a bit of weed here and there, y’know? And what’s not to love? It’s totally cool, I mean…it’s all-natural. Jesus-approved.

Oh well that’s a given. There being more than one type of tofu? That’s not something I’d expect. You don’t have to sell me on legalizing weed, I think it’d be more beneficial for everyone. I mean at least that way the government could regulate it, keep a closer eye on it, as it were. Yeah, Jesus approved, try telling mom that.

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:33:17 -0500

leepuckerman:

You say that as if there’s only one. :P Currently I’m working on spreading the word on legalizing marijuana…I know, I know, small cause, little differences, but whatever. And I just joined this group at school…nothing big. Haha, nevermind.

There’s more than one type of tofu? But all those drug dealers Lee, you’ll be putting them out on the streets… or wait no they’re already out on the streets… on no no they’re not just their business is. Anyway, legalizing weed, mom and dad’ll love that.

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:27:35 -0500

leepuckerman:

Good question. I’d have to say….tofu. So much tofu.

You know I won’t lie, if you season it a lot, tofu’s not so bad. I mean its no substitute for chicken or anything, but I’ll eat it if there’s nothing else. So what’s the lastest cause you’re protesting big bro?

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:22:14 -0500

leepuckerman:

The whole family? Sweet. Haha, and I don’t know what you’re talking about…just classes. And acapella. And rehearsals. And practice. And-y’know what, everything is going fabulously. We’ll leave it at that. (:

Yep all six of us, just on Tumblr lurking around and shit. Yeah, see that’s a lot of shit to do in the day with no meat in you. Seriously how, how do you manage to function with no animal products?

Goooooood day, brohas!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:17:52 -0500

And with that the whole family is here. Hey Lee, how’s all of the things that you do in a day going?

Phone Call || Scottie

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:39:12 -0500

Scottie: No! Definitely not! I'm actually kind of hurt that you'd think I would do that. It's just, I don't know, it started to feel weird, and I just ... I didn't want to drag it on and let find out on her own.
Layla: I don't really think you'd do that, but as best friend to Bridge I had to make sure, because that's not something she'd probably want to tell me... weird? what do you mean weird, was it just like you don't love her or something?... what's going on in that gorgeous head of yours?

Phone Call || Scottie

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:07:04 -0500

Scottie: -sees name- Please don't be mad.
Layla: I just... I don't understand. How did this happen, why did it happen, was cheating involved, oh my god if you cheated you can kiss your testicles good bye because I'll cut them off.

Phone Call || Scottie

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:02:56 -0500

Layla: -frantically dials number and waits for answer-

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:56:52 -0500

Scottie: Listen, uh, I don't think that'd work out very well Layla.
Layla: Why not, Bridge going out of town or something with her parents?

Can't sleep...

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:56:23 -0500

olivia-anderson-hummel:

We can walk to the park across the street and have a moonlight swing, you’ll have to push me obviously…my feet don’t touch the ground, I can’t start swinging.

I’ll push you because you’re pretty, but you don’t have to be able to touch the ground to swing. It’s all in the legs. Trust me I know, I’m only like a half inch taller than you, my feet don’t touch the ground either. Alright so park it is.

Can't sleep...

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:36:33 -0500

olivia-anderson-hummel:

Laylaaaaaaaaaaa, want to come walk with me and we can hold hands like we’re on a romantic stroll. I’m now your house mate it’s required you give me attention.

Walking hand in hand with someone as attractive as you, is not something I have in me to say no to. So a stroll we shall.

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:34:57 -0500

Scottie: You're killing me Layla haha, but thank you and your pretty face. Did you wanna do something after the game?
Layla: My face is pretty isn't it? :) Yeah sure, but shouldn't you hang with I don't know your girlfriend?lol or we could all go out together, you me josh and bridge

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:11:53 -0500

Scottie: A little bit of both I guess. I have a big game coming up soon and since we lost the last one I need to pick up my game.
Layla: You look good to me. .

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:55:01 -0500

Scottie: I'll be heading home shortly. I just have to go on a short adventure to find my ball, it rolled down the hill somewhere and I have no idea where it went.
Layla: you sure that's it, you're just practicing? You're not working out frustrations or something?

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:50:56 -0500

Scottie: Woah, woah. Layla, I'm here, but I'm still at the field. Don't worry about me, I'll get past this. You know me best after all, and you also know I'll be fine.
Layla: You stay at the field and longer and you're going to become one with the damn grass, and that's not cute. I'm worried, can't help it. I want to talk to you.

Text || Scottie

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:26:25 -0500

Layla: Are you okay?
Layla: Scottie, you never texted me.
Layla: You can't seriously still be practicing or whatever
Layla: JARED!

I need food.

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:04:55 -0500

thedukepuckerman:

My stomach feels like it’s eating itself.

You know I could really go for some food myself, make sure you make enough for two there big bro.